There have been personal remarks made recently about my appearance. In public.

I go out to the bar to quietly enjoy a beverage when certain unnamed persons (rhymes with Schmanda and Schmichael) made negative remarks upon my appearance.

Remarks upon my personal hygiene.


Even worse, AJ & J agreed. AJ even forcibly moved me away from my own nibling with the phrase “Get that dirty thing away from my baby.”

My pride dies by pieces but my spirit will persevere.

Anyway, AJ decided to do something about it and “gifted” me with a spa day.

Kinda like gifting someone cologne. It always makes you wonder but in this case I don’t have to wonder because THEY TOLD ME I STINK.

I’m getting too emotional right now so I’m going to take a moment to collect myself.