I’ve been doing stuff, I just haven’t been taking enough time for the little people. You know, you guys. My fans. Sorry bout that. Anyway, one particular little person, specifically the two legs little one, has been occupying a lot of my time. Who else is going to teach the little guy valuable life lessons? …
Author: Wally
Appeasement
The people have actually been remembering to take me places again. But they stuck me in the flipping diaper bag. Does this look comfortable? Cuz it ain’t! We stopped in at New Province Brewing to try their Lavish IPA. Nice lavender aroma.
Spa Day
So, AJ made good on the spa day. I think she felt guilty about the rudeness I was subjected to. At least that’s what I told myself so that I could enjoy my time at the spa without being offended by her ulterior motives. First, I got a relaxing soak. The water could have been…
Rude.
There have been personal remarks made recently about my appearance. In public. I go out to the bar to quietly enjoy a beverage when certain unnamed persons (rhymes with Schmanda and Schmichael) made negative remarks upon my appearance. Remarks upon my personal hygiene. Rude. Even worse, AJ & J agreed. AJ even forcibly moved me…
Beer Education
These humans I live with. I just don’t get it. First they decide to have a baby. Didn’t even ask me what I thought about it. Just did it. And now this kid is seriously cramping my beer drinking style. They BARELY go out more than once or twice a week or so AND THEY…
The Offspring
Not the 90s band. So the humans I associate with decided to procreate. On the bright side, I have a new future drinking buddy. I’ll admit, at first I wasn’t exactly pleased. There’s enough snot nosed little toerags running around, ya know? But this one is mine. Not literally MINE, it’s AJ & J’s but…